Monday, March 26, 2012

Proving My Point

    I think Toyota saw my post bashing the Prius ad and they decided to try to do one better. Their marketing department must be smoking large amounts of crack. The latest abomination "advertising" a Toyota hybrid car depicts a group of people playing a prius-centric version of the game of life. This group is entirely composed of people I believe, based on their actions in the commercial, I would enjoy seeing experiencing pain. They are all horribly annoying. I hate those cars.
    Has anyone seen the Stella commercial? I didn't even get into the total goof stick sitting at the bar. Are we supposed to want to be him? I would rather be the animated bear with toilet paper flakes on his butt than the guy at the bar in the Stella commercial. I would rather be the animated bear with toilet paper flakes on his butt at a bar than the little flower boy they have asking for a Stella. Stella is for ladies and for wimps. Anyone who gives a crap what the container the beer comes in is called is not a real beer drinker.

"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you wake up. Until then, sleep well and dream of large women."

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