Girls Are Dirty*

    Girls are not clean. Don't get me wrong, girls are great. They can be fun sometimes, some are handy to have around the house, and occasionally you can have a decent conversation with one. But watch out if one comes to visit and spends more than an afternoon. When a particular female comes over, I generally spend an above average amount of time (aka any time) cleaning my apartment. When she is here extra dirty dishes are generated. And then after she leaves, I have to spend even more time cleaning the make-up off of everything. This is actually how I know that the previous tenant was a female. Hours were spent removing brown residue from every surface in that room. I am just glad it was makeup. Filthy. This was another topic on the blog suggestion list. I really need to step up my game. No wonder my hits are waning. Blast.

This is another one of my favorite commercials. Some people tell me the humor is not for everyone.

 *This post is dedicated to whatever women's holiday I have heard rumors is today. Live it up ladies.