It has
dawned on me that I don’t quite fit in at my apartment complex. I don’t mean to
be a jerk, but I am pretty sure I have a few steps up on most of these people on
the societal ladder. Case-in-point: the guy across the way drives an old
full-size pickup and has a mullet. A real, honest to god, no doubt about it,
does he own a mirror, his barber should be disbarred, mullet. It seems like
everyone who lives here is either black or overweight. Don’t get me wrong
though, the only thing I have against black people is that they are the only
other category aside from overweight. There are few residents who are not that
big and just seem unhealthy or have styles that are not my favorite, such as punk. Yeah,
not a fan of the slightly dirty look. As my friend Katie put it, there is not
much to look forward to when the pool opens. (shudders)
“Here’s looking at you…indirectly…and trying not to at all…please
don’t sense the disdain oozing from my pores.”
Pretty sure barbers aren't barred in the first place.
ReplyDeleteYou don't understand me.
ReplyDeleteI like that I got quoted! might start actually reading this.. yeah that probably wont happen. I just have an exam tomorrow so naturally I am doing all I can to avoid studying.
ReplyDeletealso here is perhaps a better thought for u to live by. It is lent after all. Maybe u should give up judgment! (and I should too...)
ReplyDelete“The only time you should look down at someone, is when you are helping them up.” Jesse Jackson
I'll think about it. And I don't expect you to read am surprised you saw your input.
ReplyDeletesix comments?! Eric you have a popular blog!
ReplyDeletepure accident i saw my input. this is to date still the only one i've read. It took me this long to even come back and read your response to my comment.
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