AdSense seems to think I am not as educated as I should be. Just about all the advertisements on my blog are for online universities. I am a little bit offended. I'm not sure what they are trying to say about the content of my writings, but I am struggling to find anything good. Is the quality of the writing so poor that they think I am in need of some serious schooling? Do I write so much that they are making the assumption that I am unemployed and a quick new degree would help me in the job market? I don't know. This type of ad is pretty useless to most of the people who read this blog too, as everyone I know who reads it is either in college, graduated from college, or sold their soul to education and are now in grad school. Poor fools. They should bring the healthy weight gain ads back. At least those were funny. Or maybe ads for cheap housing, or food pantries for when these people finally get out of school and are up to their eyeballs in debt. I am just trying to help out, AdSense. Relevant advertisement helps us both. Honestly, if it was me, I would just advertise alcohol all the time. Universally appealing. Fun for all ages.
P.S. This is the second post I have written at work today.
"Get back witch!"
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife, but after what you just said I'm not sure I even want to be that anymore!"
"You never had it so good."
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