Velvet

    I made what might possibly turn out to be the best purchase of my Springfield tenure last night. That's right, I got myself a one point seven five quart container of Blue Bunny red velvet cake flavored ice cream. And yes, it tastes exactly like red velvet cake. Let the fattening up begin. Lol yeah right. But seriously, cream cheese frosting swirled in. My mouth is very happy.
   Yesterday my sister graduated from college. This means she gets ten days to take a deep breath before continuing to go to college. I don't understand it either. I didn't come here to tell you that. While we* were packing up here stuff, my father found a box of stuffed crab cakes or the like and brought it up to show us. He then pointed out that it was unopened and still cold so he tossed it in the cooler and they took it home. I now realize where I got my affinity for keeping things I discover on the wayside. I need to put this ice cream away. I am going to be sick here soon. I wonder why eating ice cream makes you thirsty. Actually I do not know if it makes you thirsty, but it always makes me thirsty. I wonder why that is. Luckily just drinking a glass of water fixes the problem.

Watch this video, its funny.

We all know that the moon is not made of green cheese. But what if it were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it then?

"We need more monkeys!"
"There aren't any more. That's the whole barrel!"

*Just about everyone but me I realized later.