I like to put my arm out the window when I am driving. Earlier today, that habit became rather painful. I was driving down the highway and something that must have been like a stick or something hit me in the arm. Then exploded on impact. I was very surprised that I was not bleeding. It was pretty intense. I did have one of the biggest welts I have ever gotten on my arm afterward. The swelling has gone down, but you can definitely still see where it hit me. I took a picture. Maybe I will post it on Facebook later.
Why is it that you never see attractive women stranded on the side of the road? Is it that attractive women drive reliable cars? Or is it that attractive women get stranded and the first male who is paying attention stops to help them because it will make their day? I don't know the answer, but I am leaning toward the latter. All I know is, the only people I see on the side of the road are not attractive women. And heaven knows, I am not stopping for some fatty. Yeah, that is probably terrible.
Went to see Ron White last night. He puts on a very funny show. Not for those who do not like things on the vulgar side though. If you think he is funny and want to go see him, I would not wait around. I don't think he is going to live much longer. He drinks a bottle of scotch every night he performs and smokes like it is his job.
"I need him to avenge my father dead these twenty years!"
"You're first story was better."
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