Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Parenting Award

    A few minutes ago I was out washing my wheels in the rain (cause you know, that's the sort of thing I do) and I heard one of my lovely neighbors across the way swear quite loudly and obscenely. I would tell you what it was, but you are not old enough to hear it. Incidentally, I do not believe either of the children who live at this residence are old enough either. Not sure if the searing words were aimed at a child, but I am sure they heard it loud and clear. I guess that is how you act when you are the cream of society like these people clearly are. My goodness. Even in the rain someone can manage to make my apartment smell like crap. Smokers need to just cut it out. If your life is so stressful that you need to light something on fire and suck on it for a while, you need to reevaluate yourself and then go do that disgusting habit someone far from me.
   
    On a more enjoyable note; I was blessed with my first rain run in a very long time this afternoon. I was a little worried because the rain we have been having lately has not been gentle. Even as we speak (if either of us are speaking at this moment) it is pouring. While I was out there though, it was just a light sprinkle. Enough so you knew it was raining, but not so much that you wanted hide under a tree. It was definitely not as fun as rain runs were in high school when there were twenty other guys running that you could stomp in puddles and have get mad because you got them wet even though it was raining. Sissies.

   Tigers pitching needs to step it up. Starting right now.

"Avengers comes out in three days, get excited. This is not a real quote. Hope you are not too put out."

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