I am pretty grossed out by the new graphic anti smoking ads. Sure they might be a good deterrent to people starting smoking or a wake-up call for people who have not had the resolve to quit, but I do not need to see that stuff. I already think smoking and the people who do it are vile. Maybe vile is a little strong. However, there is not doubt I wish horrible things on the people who smoke outside my window and make my whole apartment smell like cigarettes five times a night. I like to slam my window shut when I know they are out there. I should get a smoke grenade and a gas mask and when they are out smoking I can toss the grenade down and when they look up I will just ask how it feels as I put on the mask while laughing my head off. That would be a good resolution to the problem. All I would have to do after that is move. But seriously, how does anyone think smoking is a good idea? I've done it. It is not pleasant. Let's set something on fire and inhale the smoke and fumes it produces. Don't worry about the fact that you have no idea what lethal chemicals may be present in said fumes. People are so dumb. I swear, as soon as I get enough money to move to my deserted island, I am out of here.
I had something else I was going to write about, but I don't recall what it was. Smokers make me so angry I forget good blog topics. Their existence is now impacting your entertainment. I would not care if it wasn't for the whole second hand smoke thing. If you want to die of lung cancer that is your deal, but when your actions negatively impact my life then I want to punch you in the throat. Lethal is a fun word. Lethal.
And of course the Tigers are the MLB.tv free game of the day and they are playing at 2:10. This is so typical I could spit.
"Well, you're not wrong."
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