Break Is Over

    Don't worry, I didn't give up yet. I just had some stuff going on the last few days and have not had time to write a post. That should mean that this one will be decent, but I doubt it.

    Let's get a strong start. So the weather is really out doing itself these days. I only had to plan on washing my car and it starts pouring. So I went to the grocery store instead. On the way home I stopped at the car wash because it is the only covered place I could think of and did some cleaning and protecting of the inside of my car. There is not a single interior surface of that thing that is not slippery. Other than the ones that would be obviously dangerous if they were hard to hold onto. You know, like the steering wheel. I only did part of that. So if it starts to slip, I will eventually get to a not slippery spot. My hands feel funny now. Maybe I used too much leather protectant. Protectant is a word right? Blogger doesn't seem to think so.

    Anyone see The Avengers over the weekend? Best movie ever right? I have spent some serious time on this and I can not come up with a single thing that I didn't like about that movie. Isn't that crazy? There is action, and humor, and bromance, and action, and the best Hulk ever (I'm young and biased against the past, get over it.) What's that? I was the only one crushing on every main character? I don't believe you. I am going to see it again this weekend. Maybe twice. I hear tell of multiple scenes after the credits and I don't know if I stayed for all of them. I barely remember any of the movie to be honest. I was so geeked out I lost my ability to retain information.

    I went to the Kentucky Derby over the weekend. If you are ever thinking of going and can only afford to go to the infield...don't. Instead, go to a nice derby party, have some cheap drinks, and actually enjoy yourself. That way you will be able to watch some horse racing too. If you go to the infield, you will spend a whole load of money to get bumped into by thousands of sweaty drunks who are most likely about to puke any second. You will also only realize they are holding races if you happen to look up at the video screen at the right moment. I literally saw two seconds of live horse racing. One thing that was pretty cool about the afternoon was when a particularly loud group of gentleman started singing the national anthem and everyone around joined in. I had a great time.

"He's adopted."